Did I tell you that I caught an anaconda?

Yeah man, I looked like Marlin Perkins on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I was looking for a duck the other day and there it was trying to crawl up on a tree and get some sun. I wrestled it down to the ground and stuffed into a decoy bag. Jimmy shouldn't have slept-in that morning. He got a surprise in his bed when we got back to the lodge.